Ballad Of the Soy Boy

Soy may have some health repercussions. Fear of dairy, lack of hair, trans cats, it makes you abuse Alexa and have mammary glands. Breast milk from a man, belief Shaun king is white and Elizabeth Warren is an American Indian. Soy will make your soylent ween fall off and become a soycialist. Soy boys, boys of soy. to donate to my next special
Let’s all stop soy together and I need your patronage. It turns a man into a lesbian with low T.

If it wasn’t for my dad’s weiner and my mom’s “ok,” there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I’ve had two Comedy Central specials. I’m tall but suck at basketball, I’m smart but can’t spell, I’m nice but kind of a dick.

I’ve been in some movies: House Bunny, Staten Island Summer w/ SNL cast, Bucky Larson w/ Nick Swardson, Jack and Jill w/ Adam Sandler.

Also some TV shows: Sullivan and Son – produced by Vince Vaughn, Leno, Fallon, and Bar Rescue.

You may have seen/heard me in podcasts: Joe Rogan, Adam Corolla, Steven Crowder, and the Impractical Jokers podcast. for tour dates